Butt Cold

It is cold here.  Butt cold.  I'm not sure what the deal is with Summit County, Colorado right now but it is not a very fun place to live at the moment.  I'm sure some would beg to differ but if you have lived here for awhile you understand that we just don't get really, really cold and we usually have snow.
  Lots of snow and a few powder days to put on the calander.  As of date we are skiing over rocks and tree branches and willows and ICE.  I don't mean to be whiney but c'mon. The Southern Mountains, Utah, Taos, and even the East coast is getting hit.  Now, the cold is back and it's making a lot of us locals CRANKY!!!  You know when you crawl into bed with your honey and you just happen to be naked and you are freezing your butt off.  Well chances are your honey is freezing their butt off too.  So you "spoon" to get warm and you realize your honey's butt is really, really cold.  That's butt cold.